User:Master Wolf

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AKA Mad Wolf, Bernie, Wolfie, and Fearless Pimp.

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Bio

Storyteller, singer, swashbuckler and allaround scalawag, Bernie "Mad Wolf" Soubry was born on a night of thunder'n' lightnin'. Or January 18, 1992, during a snowstorm, whichever sounds more reasonable.

He came upon the blessed ship of the Zelda Universe Forums on December 31, 2004, and has visited the forums whenever he had a break of sailin' round the world on his ship, the Tamriff.

The Tamriff(Temporarily out of commission)
The Tamriff(Temporarily out of commission)

Interests

Apart from sailin', storytellin', swashbucklin' an' eatin', Mad Wolf enjoys a good novel once in a while, and playing on his Gamecube. Other interests include sports such as rowing, swimming, fishing and even diving once in a while.

Goals

  • Become an actor, the one thing he isn't professionally.
  • Learn to draw properly.
  • Be as handsome as this guy, while still staying a fearsome pirate.
  • Get a girlfriend.

Extras

  • He once founded his own site. It failed miserably.
  • He once founded his own wallpaper shop. It also failed miserably.
  • He built his own boat. That, too, failed miserably.
  • He writes stories for his school paper. People actually like them.