Gannon-Banned

From Zelda Wiki.org

Gannon-Banned is a humorous term first invented by TSA. Tired of ignorant people asking stupid questions, he came up with gannon-banned and the rules about how to use it.

According to the website, any of the following can get you gannon-banned:

1. Spelling it "Gannon"

2. Saying "The Adventures of Link" instead of "The Adventure of Link"

3. Calling "Majora's Mask" Zelda II

4. Mispelling common Zelda terms

5. Calling things by the wrong name

6. Saying the Triforce is obtainable in Ocarina of Time

7. Saying System of a Down sang Zelda (song)

8. Saying there's a fourth Triforce piece

9. Writing titles out wrong

10. Saying there's only one Link

11. Saying The Wind Waker is the last Zelda game

12. Saying there will be a Zelda movie

13. Saying Soul Calibur II or the CD-i games are part of the timeline

14. Saying you beat the Marathon Man

15. Saying Link and Zelda are siblings

16. Saying there is no storyline

17. Confusing Four Sword and Four Swords

18. Calling "Twilight Princess" "Reborn"

19. Calling "Twilight Princess" "Gates of the Realm", or "Reign of Sorrow"

20. Claiming "The Legend of Zelda" is based on the movie "Legend"

21. Believing the EGM April Fools joke

22. Claiming "Twilight Princess" is based on "Ladyhawke"

23. Saying "Twilight Princess" was developed for the Wii

24. Saying that "Twilight Princess" was delayed until April 2006

25. Claiming to have found a game-ending bug in "Twilight Princess"

26. Being Jeff Gerstman

27. Having anything to do with the fansite 'Land of the legend'

28. Saying the 3 Philips CD-i are worth even looking at on YouTube.com

'First Offense': Gannon-banned

'Second Offense': Gannon=banned(Double bond)

'Third Offense': Double secret Gannon-banned

To view the original list and get full details, visit GANNON-BANNED