Capn vs Jew

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CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

In March 24th 2008 ZeldaInformer's owner and webmaster Captain Cornflake posted a challenge of epic proportions to the Zelda Universe forums, daring ZU owner and webmaster Jason to face him in a game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl to settle their differences once and for all. The challenge was accepted and soon people from both sites started pouring into the thread posting various questions, rumors, propaganda and taking sides on the fight. To make matters more interesting they set a bet of ~~$100~~ ~~$250!~~ ~~$450!!~~ ~~$4750!!!~~ ~~CAPN'S CAR!!!!!~~ ~~$10,000!!!!!!!~~ ZI and ZU.

Excitement was in the air as their debate in the thread (soon dubbed the greatest in ZU's history) progressed towards the final settlement of date (March 29th) and the actual bet of both ZI and ZU.

Capn won.

The initial challenge from Capn

"The time has come Jason. Your time has come.

I am absolutely sick and tired of your condescending additude towards ZeldaInformer and myself. I was hoping we could perhaps patch up ties after you took over ZU from Yusuf and put behind us this petty rivalry, but I think it's quite apparent by your behavior as of late that this will never be able to happen. I've now realized that the commercial priorities from the days of Yusuf are just as alive and well as ever under your management, Jason. And Zelda Universe will always remain a joke to the rest of the community because of that.

And you're afraid. Afraid an upstart is going to take your glory. Well, we don't need to wait for that to happen, I can solve that issue right now. It's time we settle this once and for all.

You. Me. 1 on 1. Smash Bros. Brawl. The only way we'll ever be able to settle who is the best webmaster and who has the better site is by me wiping your ass across the floor. I'll even let you pick the stage, I'm that confident I can take you."

Best ZU thread ever? Oh the DRAMA!

Many users awarded the thread "greatest ever" despite the fact that a certain member constantly attempted to stir up unwanted drama over petty matters. The community kindly asked him to leave and eventually to GTFO. The mod team did the right thing and removed all of the unwanted posts from the otherwise epic thread.

THE BET - $10,000. Ten thousand dollars. A big bag of jewmoney.

—Jason

I'm placing my bets. Capn's SO going to put this Jew in the oven!

—Link

I think, deep down all of us want Capn to take over ZU.

—Hazz

Gah! My alliances are tied in this battle... Jewson, one who shares the pain of jewnoses! Or Captain Cornflake, the one who opened my eyes to the internets!

—Kikz

The Capn' will win. That's a no-brainer.

— Blizzaga

I'm an idiot.

— God of Butthurt

If anyone even TRIES to run the 8ball command asking about this one, I will propagate through the internets and DESTROY EVERYTHING. I HATE YOU ALL

— UB2R-B0T

Gallery of Propaganda and Comedy

Taunting the opponent	"I think it's safe to say we all know how this is going to turn out."	The Fresh Prince of ZU	A challenger approaches!
		Jason discovers jewgold	Wear it proud!